Tuesday, May 25, 2010

How to pass random drug tests?

What are the best ways to hide THC in your system, when it comes to random drug tests at work? If I have a moderatly high metabolism, and smoke only a few times a week.
Answer:
don't do drugs..

the drug tests they have these days are too smart to be tricked. your only hope would be to carry around a fresh sample of clean piss in your pocket every day. it has to be fresh because bacteria will grow in it and the tests can sense that, and it needs to be in your pocket because if it deviates too far from your body temperature, the test will sense that too.

so, you can either carry around your friend's piss every day, or quit smoking. those are your options..

sorry bro
howsa bout not smokin it? that would work
lots and lots of water..lol..worked for my bro and me..but u can also drink lots of green tea on top of that to be sure..hope i help..
don't take drugs
You can't pass them unless you stop smoking you idiot!
keep a jar of clean piss at your desk!
Don't do it, then you wouldn't have to worry about it..
that's my opinion. =]
Get a different job and keep the smoke rollin. Damn these people in here are harsh. Maybe some of you should accept the fact people like smoking pot. Most of you have probably never even tried it so shut up.
stay sober for 300 alex
Don't do random drugs
wow thats easy dont do drugs at all try different ways to stop
you cant i would say just keep pee in cups but not only is that gross but u cant get it to normal body temp and it will be rejected
You could try not getting high. They test for a reason, you know. I'm not being judgmental, just stating the facts.
don't do drugs.
dilute...dilute...dilute..D... a lot of water til it starts to come out clear...once they test the urine it takes a few days and when it comes back diluted they will eaither make you take another one(witch you have heads up on now) or they will not want to pay for another one and just accept the diluted sample.
Drink lots of water and try to flush urine away from your system at least on day before the drug test
If you want to pass random drug tests, all you have to do is stop using drugs. If you weren't a stoner you would know that.
Is your few times a week worth losing your job? Only you can answer that.
Your metabolism %26 frequency of smoking doesn't count. THC stays in your system a minimum of four to five weeks, longer if you've been smoking for a long period of time. If you want to pass random drug tests at work, then stop doing drugs.
DONT DO DRUGS THEY FRY YOUR BRAIN TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ENTER REHAB
buy not using drugs!
How about staying clean and sober?
The easiest way to pass random drugs screens is to simply not use drugs. Duh.

You think "smoking only a few times a week" is okay? You won't be able to hide it. You won't be able to pass any drug screens.

Stop using drugs and within 3 months, they should be out of your system. It's that easy.
If you smoke a few times a week, there's no way to hide it, dilute it, or get rid of it.

YOU ALWAYS have a constant stream.
You are really retarded so is everyone else who does drugs! how bout not do them stupid!!!!!! wow you can see that they already killed your brain you cant figure out how to pass -- stupid
goddamn you guys really hate weed here don't you. bro stick to the water thing. flush the system with water AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, this will work.
research the best additive detox. it is like in an eye drop bottle but all you have to do is drop some drops in the cup after you pee in the cup and supposedly it hides the thc. this is so you dont have to detox your whole body and also if the testing is random, you can have the little bottle on hand maybe in your car then hide it somewhere on your body on your way to the testing place. usually they dont do a whole body search before you take the test. but you have to do some research b/c i dont know what the best brand is but there is such a thing.
How to pass a drug test, Dont be stupid and dont take Drugs
how bout just stayin clean.
it depends on how much they pay for the test. there are a number of different type tests with differing sensitivities. drink plenty of water and try NOT to give them your first piss of the day.

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